Open letter to Chairman NAB

Dear Chairman NAB,
I am planning corruption of around 50 crores. Could you please calculate and let me know my plea bargain amount so that I know how much would I exactly save.
Thanks in advance for your corruption friendly services.
Citizen of Pakistan.


  1. ‘Plea Bargain’ is the ultimate example of our justice system. What this law means is that if a person murders my father (God forbid) and the culprit is caught, i enter a plea bargain with him and let him go with cutting off his finger as a bargain, Or, if my house is burgled and burglar is caught, i let him go Scot free if he returns my old television set only, letting him keep everything else.— This can happen only in Pakistan. God save our country.
    In Malaysia a corrupt person caught is jailed for a minimum of ten years and a fine equal to ten times the amount of looted money is charged from him.